EMILY'S
50TH

3·2·1

Three acts. Two cities.
Pick your poison.

Very different vibes. Extremely on brand. Choose one, two, or go for the full Emily.

Critical heads-up

You will only get updates and the official invite for the acts you check.

If you think you might want to go, opt in now—or you won't get the details.

ACT I / FRIDAY 03/12/2027

21+

Buffet and Boobies

12:00–2:00 PM

The Gold Club · San Francisco

Lunch, but make it a strip club.

The main event

ACT II / SATURDAY 03/13/2027

ALL AGES

All-Ages Dance Party

3:00–7:00 PM

FLUID510 · Downtown Oakland

The main event — if you only do one, make it this one.

Friends with teens, please come as a family!

ACT III / SATURDAY 03/13/2027

21+

Upstairs at The Fish

8:00 PM–LATE

The Kingfish Pub · Oakland

Dive-bar finale. Upstairs is ours.

This is the heads-up. Emily will text official invitations later.